This list was submitted by Exit Stage Four on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 2:49 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 8 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 7 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 6 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 5 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 4 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
| 3 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 2 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 1 | Patsy Ramsey | June 24th, 2006 | 49 |
| 31 points | 4 hits |
Never mind that he jumped around on stage like some kind of a goofball, David's dad could really play that horn.
(d) November 8th, 1999