This list was submitted by Susie Sicko on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 11:20 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Barry White | July 4th, 2003 | 58 |
| 8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 7 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 6 | Gene Wilder | August 29th, 2016 | 83 |
| 5 | Geraldine Ferraro | March 26th, 2011 | 75 |
| 4 | Not Famous | ||
| 3 | Nanette Fabray | February 22nd, 2018 | 97 |
| 2 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
| 1 | Ron Reagan | Alive | ? |
| 27 points | 3 hits | ||
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002