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This list was submitted by USER01746 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 10:34 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
9Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
8Bob Hope July 27th, 2003100
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Whitey FordOctober 8th, 202091
5Warren Spahn November 24th, 200382
4Sandra DeeFebruary 20th, 200562
3Sammy BaughDecember 17th, 200894
2Dr. Ruth WestheimerAlive?
1Rosalyn CarterAlive?
13 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021