Dead Pool veterans will doubtless remember the familiar, sing-song refrain, "Spahn and Sprague, and pray for plague."
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|2.||The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||6|
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|5.||The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||1|
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|8.||The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||1|
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Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014