This list was submitted by USER01205 on Monday, December 30th, 2002 at 11:07 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 7 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 6 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
| 5 | Elisabeth Kubler-Ross | August 24th, 2004 | 78 |
| 4 | Not Famous | ||
| 3 | Penny Singleton | November 12th, 2003 | 95 |
| 2 | Red Adair | August 7th, 2004 | 89 |
| 1 | Kitty Carlisle | April 17th, 2007 | 96 |
| 28 points | 4 hits | ||
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003