This list was submitted by USER01210 on Monday, December 30th, 2002 at 9:59 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
| 8 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 7 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 6 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 5 | Skeeter Davis | September 19th, 2004 | 72 |
| 4 | Leni Riefenstahl | September 8th, 2003 | 101 |
| 3 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 2 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 1 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 26 points | 5 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014