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This list was submitted by USER01728 on Monday, December 30th, 2002 at 8:34 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob Hope July 27th, 2003100
9Lester Maddox June 25th, 200387
8Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
7Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
6Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
5Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
4Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
3Strom Thurmond June 26th, 2003100
2Darryl StrawberryAlive58
1Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
22 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003