This list was submitted by USER01728 on Monday, December 30th, 2002 at 8:34 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
9 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
8 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
7 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
6 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
5 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
4 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
3 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
2 | Darryl Strawberry | Alive | 58 |
1 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
22 points | 3 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003