This list was submitted by 000002 on Sunday, December 29th, 2002 at 12:51 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Saddam Hussein | December 29th, 2006 | 69 |
| 9 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 8 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 7 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 6 | Maurice Papon | February 17th, 2007 | 96 |
| 5 | Lloyd Bentsen | May 23rd, 2006 | 77 |
| 4 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 3 | Leni Riefenstahl | September 8th, 2003 | 101 |
| 2 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 1 | Miep Gies | January 11th, 2010 | 100 |
| 24 points | 4 hits |
Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,
and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,
like the Nazi he played,
Werner toiled underpaid,
the top sucker at Stalag 13.
(d) December 6th, 2000