This list was submitted by USER01210 on Saturday, December 28th, 2002 at 7:11 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
| 8 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 7 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 6 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 5 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 4 | Leni Riefenstahl | September 8th, 2003 | 101 |
| 3 | Skeeter Davis | September 19th, 2004 | 72 |
| 2 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 1 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 28 points | 5 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003