William Westmoreland has been played on 65 lists, including 15 lists in The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Death March 9 | 1BCeltics | 4 | 28 |
| 2. | Toes Up #6 | USER02025 | 4 | 28 |
| 3. | Right Said Dead #2 | USER02144 | 4 | 27 |
| 4. | Death Be Not Proud | Nipper | 4 | 26 |
| 5. | Just DIE and Let Me WIN | USER01981 | 4 | 21 |
| 6. | Death By Pinocle | oregontrail | 3 | 27 |
| 7. | Cadavers of Mass Destruction | Big Bald Jon | 3 | 26 |
| 8. | Sooner or Later | USER02152 | 3 | 17 |
| 9. | Friend of Tom Wopat | USER02191 | 3 | 15 |
| 10. | Bloody Mary #1 | USER01804 | 3 | 13 |
| 11. | Ritz's Politicans | USER01786 | 2 | 17 |
| 12. | dlurie | USER01585 | 2 | 16 |
| 13. | Dear Santa... | USER02085 | 2 | 15 |
| 14. | TEAM OBE 2 | USER00909 | 2 | 13 |
| 15. | YOU WILL DIE!!!! | USER00947 | 2 | 6 |
It took considerably longer than four minutes to think of this obituary.
(d) March 3rd, 2018