Wilford Brimley has been played on 359 lists, including 15 lists in The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | R.I.P. | Wonderland | 2 | 19 |
| 2. | Dead Paul down the Hall | Huckleberry | 2 | 15 |
| 3. | No More BMS 3 | Digger O Dell 10 | 2 | 12 |
| 4. | Biffs Boneyard 2 | USER02367 | 2 | 10 |
| 5. | Why Isn't My Ex Famous? | Lady Die | 2 | 8 |
| 6. | HAS BEENS 1 | USER02076 | 1 | 8 |
| 7. | Lizzy 3 | Lizzy | 1 | 8 |
| 8. | GUNSLINGER | GUNSLINGER | 1 | 6 |
| 9. | ! ALBRECHT SAYS DIE 3 | Albrecht | 1 | 4 |
| 10. | deathbitch rides again | PIANOGIRL | 1 | 4 |
| 11. | They Will Die If I Don't Enter this List | evilredhead | 1 | 2 |
| 12. | FlamingoNut2 | FlamingoNut | 1 | 1 |
| 13. | hometojesus | bjaskols | 1 | 1 |
| 14. | Northern Reaper Head Cheese | northern reaper | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Well nobody died did they? 3 | Archangel | 0 | 0 |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021