Tofilau Eti Alesana has been played on 49 lists, including 23 lists in The March '99 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | M.T. Graves | USER00044 | 5 | 28 |
| 2. | Pam's Grand | USER02737 | 5 | 28 |
| 3. | Butt Sniffin Cadaver Dogs | USER02651 | 5 | 27 |
| 4. | POPE 5 | USER00965 | 4 | 32 |
| 5. | POPE 3 | USER00108 | 4 | 28 |
| 6. | POPE 1 | USER00108 | 4 | 25 |
| 7. | Vicious Piranha 02 | USER00965 | 4 | 25 |
| 8. | M.I. Rich? At Times | USER02737 | 4 | 24 |
| 9. | How Ya Doin' Eisenhower? | USER02737 | 3 | 24 |
| 10. | Mike Tyson's Brain | USER02651 | 3 | 24 |
| 11. | Late Slot | USER02737 | 3 | 23 |
| 12. | DNR/DNI 2 | Nurseboy | 3 | 22 |
| 13. | Mandy's Lulu Of A List | USER02737 | 3 | 22 |
| 14. | DNR/DNI 1 | Nurseboy | 3 | 21 |
| 15. | MT's Worm Food Gourmet | USER02651 | 3 | 21 |
| 16. | Nurse Boy 1 | Nurseboy | 3 | 21 |
| 17. | Vicious Piranha 07 | USER00965 | 3 | 20 |
| 18. | Vicious Piranha 09 | USER00965 | 3 | 20 |
| 19. | Stink-Poo-Bee | USER02737 | 2 | 17 |
| 20. | Vicious Piranha 12 | USER00965 | 2 | 13 |
| 21. | Joltin', Jumpin' & Joaquin | USER02737 | 2 | 6 |
| 22. | Term Limit | Nurseboy | 1 | 10 |
| 23. | T. Switala 6 | USER00965 | 1 | 7 |
He was Strom Thurmond's former law partner, which somehow raises a glimmer of hope in the eyes of millions.
(d) October 26th, 1999