This list was submitted by Nurseboy on Sunday, February 28th, 1999 at 11:30 PM PST for The March '99 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Tofilau Alesana | March 19th, 1999 | 74 |
| 9 | Not Famous | ||
| 8 | Bob Bullock | June 18th, 1999 | 69 |
| 7 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
| 6 | Not Famous | ||
| 5 | King Fahd | July 31st, 2005 | 84 |
| 4 | King Sihanouk | October 14th, 2012 | 89 |
| 3 | Not Famous | ||
| 2 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 18 points | 2 hits | ||
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003