Tina Turner has been played on 62 lists, including 11 lists in The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Victory AND Death 2 | Shams | 4 | 25 |
| 2. | Rat Bastards 3 | Rat Bastard | 2 | 13 |
| 3. | JON 1 | Jon00060 | 1 | 8 |
| 4. | No Viagra Needed | No Viagra Needed | 1 | 7 |
| 5. | All That Cremains | CheckingOut | 1 | 5 |
| 6. | KB's Stiffs | keee07 | 1 | 2 |
| 7. | Coffin Party 3 | Jamoke | 1 | 1 |
| 8. | Splendidly Dead | splendiddead | 1 | 1 |
| 9. | Leeannerbananer | Leeanne98 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | SAYHELLOTOBURT | BURTMUSTINEER13 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | The End #1 | Once upon a time... | 0 | 0 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003