Here are the standings for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool, which ran from January 1st, 2019 to December 31st, 2019. The participants in this game created 849 lists featuring 717 potential stiffs, 45 of whom took the long dirt nap during this game.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Of Corpse You`re Dead 5Shoeguy631
2.John D. Smiley 2019 1st Listjohndsmiley627
3.Venus LovemotionDePressED534
4.PAST THE STANDSHOOFBEATS532
5.Stranger Blue Leave Us AloneDePressED532
6.ZoomMasterDePressED532
7.turnmeondeadmanUSER01515531
8.You Look Terrible. I Want You To Eat.Frankie Pentangeli531
9.Daisy A Day DearDePressED530
10.Death March 31BCeltics530
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999