Ted Turner has been played on 107 lists, including 9 lists in The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Not Feeling Well | Bada Bing | 5 | 33 |
| 2. | Some Old Motherfuckers | USER02524 | 3 | 22 |
| 3. | Tumor Makes a Does-In | Tumor_Makes_A_Does_In | 3 | 19 |
| 4. | Donald Be Dead Now | Dead Person Specialist, E | 2 | 16 |
| 5. | Victory AND Death 1 | Shams | 2 | 15 |
| 6. | Rocks and Headstones 2023 | Rocks and Headstones | 1 | 7 |
| 7. | Last Stop- End of the Line | BelleOnWheels | 1 | 2 |
| 8. | Dust or Bust | BelleOnWheels | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Random Maker Meeters | zombiebait | 0 | 0 |
This guy was the greatest. Unlike any other televangelist, he came across as a psycho college professor, unkempt and ranting, possibly on drugs. Sometimes he played sax. Once, when he was upset about the paucity of donations, we watched him smoke an entire cigar, without saying a word, for twenty minutes. This was late-night UHF programming at its most riveting, folks, and Dr. Gene will be missed.
(d) February 21st, 2005