This list was submitted by zombiebait on Friday, December 30th, 2022 at 2:38 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Michael Skakel | Alive | ? |
9 | Michelle Kwan | Alive | ? |
8 | Ted Turner | Alive | ? |
7 | King Charles III | Alive | ? |
6 | Natalie Portman | Alive | ? |
5 | Isaac Hanson | Alive | ? |
4 | Alyssa Milano | Alive | ? |
3 | Barbara Boxer | Alive | ? |
2 | J.K. Rowling | Alive | ? |
1 | Sandy Duncan | Alive | ? |
0 points | 0 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014