Ted Cruz has been played on 6 lists, including one list in The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.Sorry, won\'t miss most of ya!dannykel00
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

He was a one-hit, one-joke guy from 50 years ago,
One-hit, one-joke guy from 50 years ago,
A one-hit, one-joke guy from 50 years ago,
Now he's history.

(d) September 16th, 2003