Stephen Hawking has been played on 935 lists, including 23 lists in The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Trollette UK team | trollette | 3 | 23 |
| 2. | MA05: Summer of 69 | USER01375 | 3 | 19 |
| 3. | Presbyterian Jihad | Frankie Pentangeli | 3 | 17 |
| 4. | Assuming room temperature... | USER01690 | 2 | 18 |
| 5. | Grim and Bear It | USER00775 | 2 | 17 |
| 6. | Northern Reaper - I am drunk | northern reaper | 2 | 16 |
| 7. | Cloth Horse 1000 | thephillyguy | 2 | 14 |
| 8. | Cake or Death 1 | USER01869 | 1 | 10 |
| 9. | Queueing at the Gates | USER01875 | 1 | 10 |
| 10. | Dirt Nap Time 3 | Corpse Counter | 1 | 9 |
| 11. | one_by_one3 | USER01525 | 1 | 9 |
| 12. | fettucine al dead-o | MarkMx | 1 | 8 |
| 13. | Jamie G | JAGGER616 | 1 | 8 |
| 14. | Ritz's Mix-N-Match | USER01786 | 1 | 6 |
| 15. | White Shores Are Calling 2 | USER01830 | 1 | 6 |
| 16. | Grim Rapper 2 | Grim Rapper | 1 | 4 |
| 17. | YouthInAsiaMinor | USER00382 | 1 | 1 |
| 18. | bring out some more dead peeps | USER01954 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | daisy pushers | squidly766 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Give me morgue, morgue, morgue | USER01919 | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Northern Reaper - A smelly mess | northern reaper | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | Roger Gowiththrottleup 2 | Roger Gowiththrottleup | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Sarky - Names of people sick and old | USER00312 | 0 | 0 |
Star-gazing was his life, until he got behind the wheel of a car. Shoulda kept his eyes on the road, the schmuck.
(d) July 18th, 1997