Stansfield Turner has been played on 39 lists, including 6 lists in The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | ZoomMaster | DePressED | 3 | 15 |
| 2. | Of Corpse You're Dead 10 | Shoeguy | 3 | 11 |
| 3. | Cartman- This Is Our Fn City! | CARTMAN | 2 | 15 |
| 4. | Bring It On: Here Kitty Kitty Kitty | DEATH DEMON | 1 | 8 |
| 5. | Dirt Bag Three 2014 | Blondemarvel | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Thats all folks | The rebel. | 0 | 0 |
Conspiracy theorists are already working to connect the dots between Susan (who onced played Anne Frank on Broadway), her acting coach father Lee (a known Communist and a pretty creepy little guy), her close friend and occasional lesbian partner Marilyn (who was personally murdered by JFK), and Bill Clinton.
(d) January 21st, 1999