Ayatollah Khamenei has been played on 258 lists, including 15 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | CoffinRattler3 | coffinrattler | 5 | 27 |
| 2. | Around the World in 10 Stiffs | boshh | 4 | 23 |
| 3. | Popular future dead people | wet grave | 4 | 19 |
| 4. | Hell's softball rec league team | USER02524 | 3 | 25 |
| 5. | Tsuga - Saddest Song | Tsuga | 3 | 23 |
| 6. | Village Stiffy 6 | village144 | 3 | 19 |
| 7. | Scott | KST | 3 | 18 |
| 8. | Radtex: I Hearse You Been Coffin | Radtex | 3 | 16 |
| 9. | You Never Know II | whirlygirly | 3 | 14 |
| 10. | UnforTENately, Your Number is Up | Tumor_Makes_A_Does_In | 2 | 12 |
| 11. | The Babe Calls Them: Shaw, Macnee, Mubarak, Walsh, Khameini. In That Order. | Dolby, Clancy, Giap | 2 | 6 |
| 12. | Deadline for Death 3 | Burn'em All | 1 | 10 |
| 13. | FrogSoda | FrogSoda | 1 | 8 |
| 14. | Skorbored | Skorbored | 1 | 4 |
| 15. | North Tacoma Creepers II | cheeseburger | 1 | 1 |
Ever notice that fat and funny often seem to go hand in hand? Unfortunately, so do fat and dead.
(d) December 18th, 1997