Sam Simon has been played on 924 lists, including 23 lists in The February 2015 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Lucifer's Grado | Lucifer's Marionette | 3 | 15 |
| 2. | No Pulse | 1BCeltics | 3 | 15 |
| 3. | A Sign From Elvis | CheckingOut | 3 | 11 |
| 4. | It's in the Fridge | Slipping the Deng | 3 | 11 |
| 5. | The Butter's Cooling | Slipping the Deng | 2 | 17 |
| 6. | Time to move on... | Chris Goulart | 2 | 17 |
| 7. | Feasting Maggots 3 | Feasting Maggots | 2 | 16 |
| 8. | Death Soup: Why Are the Only Long-Lived Wrestlers the Ones on My List? | MJ and Friends | 2 | 13 |
| 9. | Headstone Parade | 1BCeltics | 2 | 10 |
| 10. | BlowMeFlies #3 | BodyFarmBound | 2 | 7 |
| 11. | Casper's Ghosts | Triplez47888 | 1 | 10 |
| 12. | Death Soup: Gunning for the Top | MJ and Friends | 1 | 10 |
| 13. | Feasting Maggots 1 | Feasting Maggots | 1 | 10 |
| 14. | FIRSTTIMER | stiffrichard | 1 | 10 |
| 15. | The Eggs are Jiggling | Slipping the Deng | 1 | 10 |
| 16. | Tomtsled-Rollin' On Shabbos | Tomtsled | 1 | 10 |
| 17. | Feasting Maggots 2 | Feasting Maggots | 1 | 9 |
| 18. | Go Go Billy! | mommyster | 1 | 8 |
| 19. | NVN: Stupid Judy stupid energy | No Viagra Needed | 1 | 8 |
| 20. | PAST THE STANDS F-J 3 | HOOFBEATS | 1 | 8 |
| 21. | Martha Pearl | Diane | 1 | 7 |
| 22. | No Viagra Needed | No Viagra Needed | 1 | 7 |
| 23. | Ted Bundy's Escort Service | Ted Bundys Escort Service | 1 | 7 |
Apparently, the question has finally been answered, and it's been decided that, rather than staying, he should go now.
(d) December 22nd, 2002