Philip Cortelyou Johnson has been played on 154 lists, including 12 lists in The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
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| 1. | Redsox Fan 07 | 1BCeltics | 2 | 15 |
| 2. | 1 Sick Bitch 1 | USER01264 | 2 | 8 |
| 3. | Handful of Dust - Dreamless | USER01410 | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | razorben | razorben | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Really Old Shit | USER01714 | 1 | 10 |
| 6. | i told you i was sick 2 | USER01648 | 1 | 8 |
| 7. | Older Than Oklahoma | USER00999 | 1 | 7 |
| 8. | mmb15 | USER00812 | 1 | 6 |
| 9. | SecretSquare 3 | USER00812 | 1 | 6 |
| 10. | Anne Elk | USER01421 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Gracie Got Ate | USER01722 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | i HOPE BOB dies this year 2 | USER00986 | 0 | 0 |
Dear Abby,
I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE
Dear Betrayed -
I'm dead.
(d) January 16th, 2013