Dear Abby has been played on 492 lists, including 23 lists in The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Cartman- Ole Freebie | USER01013 | 2 | 12 |
| 2. | Loki III | Loki | 2 | 12 |
| 3. | A tisket, a tasket, let's fill up a casket 2 | ttc4319 | 2 | 5 |
| 4. | Dear Dead Abby | Starwanderer | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | Femme Fatale-Writers Strike | USER02512 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | PB: Getting the gate in 2008 | pbear | 1 | 9 |
| 7. | The Back Of Johnny Ola's Hand | Frankie Pentangeli | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | RJ Thurmont:Charlies Old Bitches | RJ Thurmont | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | That's All Folks 3 | Digger O Dell 10 | 1 | 8 |
| 10. | Death By Pinochle 2007 2 | oregontrail | 1 | 7 |
| 11. | Suit 3 - Sharon | Pezintree | 1 | 7 |
| 12. | Cartman- Don?t Taze Me Bro! | USER01013 | 1 | 3 |
| 13. | RJ Thurmont:The Fun in Funeral | RJ Thurmont | 1 | 3 |
| 14. | Soon B Gonn | Edhead22 | 1 | 1 |
| 15. | Femme Fatale-Girls Night Out | USER02512 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Free Stuff Never Pays Off | USER00177 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Killer Advocate won't shut up | laptoplg | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | McMurdo1 | McMurdoMan | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Northern Reaper It burns when I pee | northern reaper | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Northern Reaper The A List | northern reaper | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Sherri's Pallbearers 1 | USER02381 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | Skunkhair # 1 | skunkhair | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Useless totally useless | ttc4319 | 0 | 0 |
The guy had nicknames like "Hondo", "the Washington Monument" and "the Capital Punisher". Pretty cool, considering he hurt is back on his first swing playing in the Japanese League. What a wuss.
(d) October 30th, 2023