Dear Abby has been played on 492 lists, including 23 lists in The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Cartman- Ole Freebie | USER01013 | 2 | 12 |
| 2. | Loki III | Loki | 2 | 12 |
| 3. | A tisket, a tasket, let's fill up a casket 2 | ttc4319 | 2 | 5 |
| 4. | Dear Dead Abby | Starwanderer | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | Femme Fatale-Writers Strike | USER02512 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | PB: Getting the gate in 2008 | pbear | 1 | 9 |
| 7. | The Back Of Johnny Ola's Hand | Frankie Pentangeli | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | RJ Thurmont:Charlies Old Bitches | RJ Thurmont | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | That's All Folks 3 | Digger O Dell 10 | 1 | 8 |
| 10. | Death By Pinochle 2007 2 | oregontrail | 1 | 7 |
| 11. | Suit 3 - Sharon | Pezintree | 1 | 7 |
| 12. | Cartman- Don?t Taze Me Bro! | USER01013 | 1 | 3 |
| 13. | RJ Thurmont:The Fun in Funeral | RJ Thurmont | 1 | 3 |
| 14. | Soon B Gonn | Edhead22 | 1 | 1 |
| 15. | Femme Fatale-Girls Night Out | USER02512 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Free Stuff Never Pays Off | USER00177 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Killer Advocate won't shut up | laptoplg | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | McMurdo1 | McMurdoMan | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Northern Reaper It burns when I pee | northern reaper | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Northern Reaper The A List | northern reaper | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Sherri's Pallbearers 1 | USER02381 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | Skunkhair # 1 | skunkhair | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Useless totally useless | ttc4319 | 0 | 0 |
Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,
and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,
like the Nazi he played,
Werner toiled underpaid,
the top sucker at Stalag 13.
(d) December 6th, 2000