This list was submitted by USER02381 on Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 at 6:43 AM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Sherwood Schwartz||July 12th, 2011||94|
|9||Sargent Shriver||January 18th, 2011||95|
|8||Bob Feller||December 15th, 2010||92|
|7||Lena Horne||May 9th, 2010||92|
|6||Farrah Fawcett||June 25th, 2009||62|
|5||Dear Abby||January 16th, 2013||94|
|4||Al Molinaro||October 29th, 2015||96|
|3||Rose Marie||December 28th, 2017||94|
|2||Olivia de Havilland||July 26th, 2020||104|
|1||Andy Griffith||July 3rd, 2012||86|
|0 points||0 hits|
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999