Pat Lawford has been played on 173 lists, including 19 lists in The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Justin Hale 1 | USER02782 | 2 | 10 |
| 2. | Boris Cutyourcockoff 2 | USER02782 | 2 | 9 |
| 3. | Justin Hale 2 | USER02782 | 2 | 8 |
| 4. | Ophelia Openhole 1 | USER02782 | 2 | 8 |
| 5. | Ophelia Openhole 2 | USER02782 | 2 | 8 |
| 6. | Ophelia Openhole 3 | USER02782 | 2 | 8 |
| 7. | Paradise Syndrome | USER02811 | 1 | 10 |
| 8. | DePressED 2 | DePressED | 1 | 9 |
| 9. | The Chick Magnet In His '79 Camaro | USER02782 | 1 | 9 |
| 10. | Blessed Are the Believers | USER03505 | 1 | 8 |
| 11. | Roger Rottencrotch | USER01531 | 1 | 8 |
| 12. | Boris Cutyourcockoff 1 | USER02782 | 1 | 7 |
| 13. | Boris Cutyourcockoff 3 | USER02782 | 1 | 7 |
| 14. | Justin Hale 3 | USER02782 | 1 | 7 |
| 15. | Dead And Roses | USER03528 | 1 | 6 |
| 16. | Nation of X | USER02811 | 1 | 6 |
| 17. | Doc--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz. | Doc & DJ | 1 | 3 |
| 18. | Doc--A leg or a wing Henry? | Doc & DJ | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Doc--with his brim pulled way down low. | Doc & DJ | 0 | 0 |
The celebrated French piano instructor who was known for her impeccable posture at the keyboard. In fact, for twelve consecutive years, she was voted Europe's Most Erect Pianist.
(d) November 11th, 1999