Pat Lawford has been played on 173 lists, including 19 lists in The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Justin Hale 1 | USER02782 | 2 | 10 |
| 2. | Boris Cutyourcockoff 2 | USER02782 | 2 | 9 |
| 3. | Justin Hale 2 | USER02782 | 2 | 8 |
| 4. | Ophelia Openhole 1 | USER02782 | 2 | 8 |
| 5. | Ophelia Openhole 2 | USER02782 | 2 | 8 |
| 6. | Ophelia Openhole 3 | USER02782 | 2 | 8 |
| 7. | Paradise Syndrome | USER02811 | 1 | 10 |
| 8. | DePressED 2 | DePressED | 1 | 9 |
| 9. | The Chick Magnet In His '79 Camaro | USER02782 | 1 | 9 |
| 10. | Blessed Are the Believers | USER03505 | 1 | 8 |
| 11. | Roger Rottencrotch | USER01531 | 1 | 8 |
| 12. | Boris Cutyourcockoff 1 | USER02782 | 1 | 7 |
| 13. | Boris Cutyourcockoff 3 | USER02782 | 1 | 7 |
| 14. | Justin Hale 3 | USER02782 | 1 | 7 |
| 15. | Dead And Roses | USER03528 | 1 | 6 |
| 16. | Nation of X | USER02811 | 1 | 6 |
| 17. | Doc--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz. | Doc & DJ | 1 | 3 |
| 18. | Doc--A leg or a wing Henry? | Doc & DJ | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Doc--with his brim pulled way down low. | Doc & DJ | 0 | 0 |
After a lifetime of bold research and daring exploration, including crossing both the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans on rafts made out of twigs and fucking reeds, he died of boredom.
(d) April 18th, 2002