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This list was submitted by USER02782 on Saturday, January 13th, 2001 at 6:51 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Ronald Reagan	June 5th, 2004	93
9	Lew Burdette	February 6th, 2007	80
8	John Gotti	June 10th, 2002	?
7	Harry Secombe	April 11th, 2001	79
6	Vaclav Havel	December 18th, 2011	75
5	Pat Lawford	September 17th, 2006	82
4	Larry Doby	June 18th, 2003	79
3	Prince Rainier	April 6th, 2005	81
2	Liz Taylor	March 23rd, 2011	79
1	Augusto Pinochet	December 10th, 2006	91
7 points		1 hit

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Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.

(d) October 30th, 1997