Pat Lawford has been played on 173 lists, including 12 lists in The April '00 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Pam's Grand | USER03422 | 3 | 18 |
| 2. | Otis, You Want A Treat? | USER02797 | 2 | 17 |
| 3. | Stink-Poo-Bee | USER00008 | 2 | 17 |
| 4. | How's It Goin' Eisenhower? | USER02797 | 2 | 16 |
| 5. | Late Slot | USER00008 | 2 | 16 |
| 6. | M.I. Rides The S-O-M | USER00008 | 2 | 15 |
| 7. | O'Connor Goes Out On Top | USER02737 | 2 | 14 |
| 8. | M.I. Rich? At Times. | USER02797 | 2 | 13 |
| 9. | It's Pat! | USER02737 | 2 | 11 |
| 10. | Kennedy-Cardinal Combo | USER02797 | 1 | 9 |
| 11. | Mandy's Lulu Of A List | USER02797 | 1 | 9 |
| 12. | Otis Rides The S-O-M | USER00008 | 1 | 9 |
That's not his real name, of course. Before launching his distinguished career in broadcast journalism, he had the good sense to change it from the one he was born with, Johnny Blowitoutyourass.
(d) March 4th, 1998