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The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Who picked O.J. Simpson

O.J. Simpson has been played on 133 lists all-time, including 7 in this game.

#ListPlayerStiffsPoints
1Charlie Don't Surf without Leena NguynCharlie Dont SurfCharlie Dont Surf322
2CHAD - Take 2 Probiotics and Cleanse With Cayanne PepperCHADCHAD318
3CHAD - Does Prince Harry Have Red Pubes?CHADCHAD313
4Tempting FateDEEJDEEJ215
5JMD - Urge to DirgeMr WonderfulMr Wonderful27
6Charlie Don't Surf with Nephew BenCharlie Dont SurfCharlie Dont Surf17
7The Son Of Paleface Rides Again IIDigger O Dell 10Digger O Dell 1000

Guess the stiff · died 2021

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.