Morton Downey Jr. has been played on 133 lists, including 14 lists in The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Chad On The Floor | USER01125 | 4 | 18 |
| 2. | Otis, You Want A Treat? | USER00008 | 3 | 22 |
| 3. | Go into the damned light, already. | USER03478 | 2 | 11 |
| 4. | In Trouble | USER01143 | 2 | 7 |
| 5. | Dem Bones 3 | USER02657 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | DocS | USER01278 | 1 | 7 |
| 7. | Native New Yorker | USER00950 | 1 | 7 |
| 8. | Trash Talkers | USER01283 | 1 | 7 |
| 9. | Loki 3 | USER02721 | 1 | 6 |
| 10. | Jackalope Ghost | Jackalope_Ghost | 1 | 5 |
| 11. | Lizzie Borden | Jackalope_Ghost | 1 | 3 |
| 12. | Jackass Jeff | USER00999 | 1 | 1 |
| 13. | Mac's Medic Morts | USER02728 | 1 | 1 |
| 14. | Ready for Freddy | USER00736 | 1 | 1 |
Legend has it that he bought his way out of Dachau and was brought to the U.S. with the help of Albert Einstein. Hey, even geniuses make mistakes.
(d) April 5th, 2001