Morton Downey Jr. has been played on 133 lists, including 14 lists in The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Chad On The Floor | USER01125 | 4 | 18 |
| 2. | Otis, You Want A Treat? | USER00008 | 3 | 22 |
| 3. | Go into the damned light, already. | USER03478 | 2 | 11 |
| 4. | In Trouble | USER01143 | 2 | 7 |
| 5. | Dem Bones 3 | USER02657 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | DocS | USER01278 | 1 | 7 |
| 7. | Native New Yorker | USER00950 | 1 | 7 |
| 8. | Trash Talkers | USER01283 | 1 | 7 |
| 9. | Loki 3 | USER02721 | 1 | 6 |
| 10. | Jackalope Ghost | Jackalope_Ghost | 1 | 5 |
| 11. | Lizzie Borden | Jackalope_Ghost | 1 | 3 |
| 12. | Jackass Jeff | USER00999 | 1 | 1 |
| 13. | Mac's Medic Morts | USER02728 | 1 | 1 |
| 14. | Ready for Freddy | USER00736 | 1 | 1 |
The movie version of Mission: Impossible was painful to us. Looks like it was fatal to him.
(d) August 27th, 1996