Morton Downey Jr. has been played on 133 lists, including 14 lists in The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Chad On The Floor | USER01125 | 4 | 18 |
| 2. | Otis, You Want A Treat? | USER00008 | 3 | 22 |
| 3. | Go into the damned light, already. | USER03478 | 2 | 11 |
| 4. | In Trouble | USER01143 | 2 | 7 |
| 5. | Dem Bones 3 | USER02657 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | DocS | USER01278 | 1 | 7 |
| 7. | Native New Yorker | USER00950 | 1 | 7 |
| 8. | Trash Talkers | USER01283 | 1 | 7 |
| 9. | Loki 3 | USER02721 | 1 | 6 |
| 10. | Jackalope Ghost | Jackalope_Ghost | 1 | 5 |
| 11. | Lizzie Borden | Jackalope_Ghost | 1 | 3 |
| 12. | Jackass Jeff | USER00999 | 1 | 1 |
| 13. | Mac's Medic Morts | USER02728 | 1 | 1 |
| 14. | Ready for Freddy | USER00736 | 1 | 1 |
Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.
(d) October 30th, 1997