Morton Downey Jr. has been played on 133 lists, including 14 lists in The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Chad On The Floor | USER01125 | 4 | 18 |
| 2. | Otis, You Want A Treat? | USER00008 | 3 | 22 |
| 3. | Go into the damned light, already. | USER03478 | 2 | 11 |
| 4. | In Trouble | USER01143 | 2 | 7 |
| 5. | Dem Bones 3 | USER02657 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | DocS | USER01278 | 1 | 7 |
| 7. | Native New Yorker | USER00950 | 1 | 7 |
| 8. | Trash Talkers | USER01283 | 1 | 7 |
| 9. | Loki 3 | USER02721 | 1 | 6 |
| 10. | Jackalope Ghost | Jackalope_Ghost | 1 | 5 |
| 11. | Lizzie Borden | Jackalope_Ghost | 1 | 3 |
| 12. | Jackass Jeff | USER00999 | 1 | 1 |
| 13. | Mac's Medic Morts | USER02728 | 1 | 1 |
| 14. | Ready for Freddy | USER00736 | 1 | 1 |
Every year. This happens EVERY year. You look to start the year off with someone you can REALLY make fun of. Someone crazy, or self absorbed, or stupid, or whatever. We get THIS guy. Yeah - is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but in the section titled "The guys who never did anything dangerous - ever". Gonna be a good year.
(d) January 3rd, 2014