Mitch McConnell has been played on 92 lists, including 31 lists in The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
A distant relative of John Q. Customer, Mr. Service had been ailing for some time. He is survived by wife Cybil and estranged nephews Bud J. Etcuts and Ed Vertisingexpenses.
(d) February 3rd, 1999