This list was submitted by toomanycards on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 9:01 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Bruce Willis | Alive | ? |
9 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
8 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
7 | Celine Dion | Alive | 57 |
6 | Michael J. Fox | Alive | 64 |
5 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 88 |
4 | Mitch McConnell | Alive | ? |
3 | Nancy Pelosi | Alive | 85 |
2 | Joe Biden | Alive | ? |
1 | Rod Carew | Alive | ? |
0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998