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This list was submitted by toomanycards on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 9:01 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bruce WillisAlive?
9Dick Van DykeAlive99
8Pending Fame Committee Review 
7Celine DionAlive57
6Michael J. FoxAlive64
5Bill CosbyAlive88
4Mitch McConnellAlive?
3Nancy PelosiAlive85
2Joe BidenAlive?
1Rod CarewAlive?
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998