Michael Caine has been played on 119 lists, including 16 lists in The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | 2026 Stiffs R Us 4 | TeamTrautz | 0 | 0 |
| 2. | Anchram2 | Anchram | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | Born To Rest 'Em I | BornToRestEmEasy | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | Born To Rest 'Em III | BornToRestEmEasy | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Death By Pinocle 2 | oregontrail | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Death By Pinocle 6 | oregontrail | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | imasloppaandafloppaimboth | SirJacob | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | last shot at fame | splittertogo | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Let the bodies hit the floor 2 | AndyPants | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Saw Dust Blues | Marshrat | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Team Deathwish 2026 (1) | gfultz1 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Tets Up II | Phitz1 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | The Bones Are Their Money | calickizzle | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | The italian job | gingy94 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Toe Tagger Too 26 | Wallbanger | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Tomb Raters | TomB rater 666 | 0 | 0 |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999