This list was submitted by BornToRestEmEasy on Wednesday, December 31st, 2025 at 7:21 PM PST for The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dick Cavett | Alive | 89 |
| 9 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 88 |
| 8 | Rupert Murdoch | Alive | 94 |
| 7 | Carl Bernstein | Alive | 81 |
| 6 | Ellen Burstyn | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Michael Caine | Alive | 92 |
| 4 | William Daniels | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Sally Kirkland | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Bill Clinton | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Robert Duvall | Alive | 94 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003