Merle Ronald Haggard has been played on 214 lists, including 23 lists in The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Opie's murder by Slingshot - Winkin’s Mom | KudsKroakers | 8 | 47 |
| 2. | Feasting Maggots 5 | Feasting Maggots | 4 | 24 |
| 3. | Rat Bastards 1 | Rat Bastard | 4 | 23 |
| 4. | Dead Connection | Dolby, Clancy, Giap | 4 | 22 |
| 5. | Jackalope Ghost | Jackalope_Ghost | 4 | 21 |
| 6. | Dead & Breakfast | Dolby, Clancy, Giap | 4 | 20 |
| 7. | Dead End | Dolby, Clancy, Giap | 3 | 22 |
| 8. | Crossing The Embalm Rive | Jamoke | 3 | 17 |
| 9. | Justin Hale 12 | USER01531 | 3 | 17 |
| 10. | Dead Silence | Dolby, Clancy, Giap | 3 | 15 |
| 11. | Doc & DJ-They're Going To Send You Back To Mother In A Cardboard Box | Doc & DJ | 2 | 14 |
| 12. | Ash For Cash | Jamoke | 2 | 13 |
| 13. | Freak | Dr Drunk | 2 | 13 |
| 14. | DIE!!! JUST DIE!!! | KooterVP | 2 | 3 |
| 15. | Corpses of Fame V - The Clone Wars | culwin | 1 | 10 |
| 16. | Asystole 4 | Ben Dover | 1 | 9 |
| 17. | Kope's 2011 Stiffs | Kop | 1 | 5 |
| 18. | rigor motive | buh-bye now | 1 | 4 |
| 19. | Feral Fodder #2 | BMT330 | 1 | 3 |
| 20. | I Bet I Got a Dead One Here Already? | Digger O Dell 10 | 1 | 2 |
| 21. | Cartman- Rent Too Damn High | CARTMAN | 1 | 1 |
| 22. | Whatsa Matta, Trigger Too Tight? | Frankie Pentangeli | 1 | 1 |
| 23. | God's Waiting Room | eym_sirius | 0 | 0 |
Wait a minute, first Mama, now Shirley -- what the hell is happening!?
(d) December 6th, 1999