This list was submitted by Feasting Maggots on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 10:54 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dick Cheney | November 3rd, 2025 | 84 |
| 9 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
| 8 | Seve Ballesteros | May 7th, 2011 | 54 |
| 7 | Anne Francis | January 2nd, 2011 | 80 |
| 6 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 5 | Kim Jong-il | December 18th, 2011 | 70 |
| 4 | Eleanor Mondale | September 17th, 2011 | 51 |
| 3 | Michael Douglas | Alive | 82 |
| 2 | Paul Allen | October 15th, 2018 | 65 |
| 1 | Merle Haggard | April 6th, 2016 | 79 |
| 24 points | 4 hits |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999