Loretta Lynn has been played on 279 lists, including 16 lists in The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Death Rattle Dem Bones | anarchess | 4 | 25 |
| 2. | Calireaper2 | CaliReaper | 3 | 20 |
| 3. | Team Formalin Face Down | anarchess | 3 | 19 |
| 4. | That WAS Entertainment 2018b | Filmslave | 3 | 18 |
| 5. | Old Fucks List | Crissaitch | 3 | 16 |
| 6. | goddammit1 | goddammit | 2 | 17 |
| 7. | tworivers | lostriver | 2 | 15 |
| 8. | just a hunch | Euro-trash | 2 | 13 |
| 9. | Ig's list of stiffs 3 | The Ig | 2 | 12 |
| 10. | Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heavens Door | Buck | 2 | 9 |
| 11. | .........And It's Deep Too!!! | Bison | 1 | 9 |
| 12. | Woof | Ellexx | 1 | 4 |
| 13. | Behr3 | Teddiebehr27 | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Random potential stiffs | Amy Sue | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Reservations for Mr. Crowley... | trojones | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Salt N Pepa's Older Farts Club Band II | pasquinade | 0 | 0 |
Hello?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?
What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?
That's not golden, that's dog shit.
No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.
Yeah, same to you.
Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??
(d) September 28th, 2002