Lionel Hampton has been played on 169 lists, including 25 lists in The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Bob Hope will die as soon as I take him off my lis | BibsPal | 3 | 14 |
| 2. | POPE 08 | USER03924 | 2 | 17 |
| 3. | MarytheK | PIANOGIRL | 2 | 15 |
| 4. | Dominick John Sylvester III 18 | USER01130 | 2 | 12 |
| 5. | HEETERGAL 1 | USER00996 | 2 | 12 |
| 6. | Plug it in Otis! | googuse | 2 | 11 |
| 7. | Krem99 | Krem99 | 2 | 8 |
| 8. | Bart and DJ - Show Me Screech's Name on the List | Doc & DJ | 1 | 10 |
| 9. | Dr. Paul Shipherd 1 | USER00652 | 1 | 10 |
| 10. | Vicious Piranha-Wheelchairs Unlimited | USER02833 | 1 | 10 |
| 11. | Guess Who Died? 6 | USER03735 | 1 | 9 |
| 12. | Johnny B. Dead | USER00571 | 1 | 9 |
| 13. | Fawn Liebowitz Killed in Kiln Explosion | Frankie Pentangeli | 1 | 8 |
| 14. | Necro Phil Tries Cordless Bungee Jumping | USER01371 | 1 | 8 |
| 15. | vomit_god3 - Another Stiff in the Wall, Part 2 | USER03670 | 1 | 8 |
| 16. | Z | USER00348 | 1 | 4 |
| 17. | Bud Peterson - I Like Your Name | USER01502 | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | Close To The Edge | Dead Already? | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Death Egomaniacs | USER00632 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Doc--Wish I Had the Balls to Not Play Them | Doc & DJ | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Dr. Steve 4 | Dr. Steve | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | JMD - Toe Tag 10 | Mr Wonderful | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | NJ Underground 1 | USER01452 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | Nurseboy 04 | USER02750 | 0 | 0 |
| 25. | Redsox Fan 2 | 1BCeltics | 0 | 0 |
For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005