Lew Burdette has been played on 273 lists, including 13 lists in The September '01 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Mafia Actuary 2 | USER01375 | 1 | 9 |
| 2. | Mafia Actuary 6 | USER01375 | 1 | 9 |
| 3. | Vicious Piranha? - Fun At The Old Ballyard | USER02827 | 1 | 9 |
| 4. | Vicious Piranha? - The M.I. Rich Special | USER02827 | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | Pepster 6 | USER03631 | 1 | 8 |
| 6. | Bart and DJ - What are you doing Dave? | USER03591 | 1 | 6 |
| 7. | danszaman | USER00444 | 1 | 6 |
| 8. | Dead Cat Bounce 3 | USER02653 | 1 | 5 |
| 9. | Enjoy Your Amanitas My Dear Angel 2 | USER02690 | 1 | 5 |
| 10. | Lady Lucid | Vadnelly Voodoos | 1 | 1 |
| 11. | Bart and DJ - A Generic List Name | Doc & DJ | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Coffin Corner | USER03629 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Road To Roone | USER03615 | 0 | 0 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003