John Paul Stevens has been played on 378 lists, including 10 lists in The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | dingy | me first | 3 | 19 |
| 2. | THE MAGGOTS | USER02269 | 2 | 16 |
| 3. | Telemachus | USER02191 | 2 | 15 |
| 4. | Hurry up and die already part VIII! | hurryupndiealready | 2 | 14 |
| 5. | A Tisket A tasket let's fill up a casket! III | ttc4319 | 2 | 11 |
| 6. | Doc & DJ--You're Dead Fokker | Doc & DJ | 2 | 11 |
| 7. | GS - Flash of the Blade | USER02467 | 2 | 10 |
| 8. | Dursty and Liz DNR LIST | USER02336 | 1 | 10 |
| 9. | Born To Rest II | BornToRestEm | 1 | 5 |
| 10. | I Suck At This Game | USER02325 | 1 | 4 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003