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This list was submitted by BornToRestEm on Sunday, January 14th, 2007 at 10:09 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Elie WieselJuly 2nd, 201687
9Sargent ShriverJanuary 18th, 201195
8Rip TornJuly 9th, 201988
7David RockefellerMarch 20th, 2017101
6Andy GriffithJuly 3rd, 201286
5Brooke Astor August 13th, 2007105
4Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
3Hugh DownsJuly 1st, 202099
2John Paul StevensJuly 16th, 201999
1Jesse HelmsJuly 4th, 200886
5 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999