John Forsythe has been played on 244 lists, including 11 lists in The February 2010 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Cemetery Girls Jr #3 | Cemetery Girls | 5 | 32 |
| 2. | Death Soup: Easy Decomposer | MJ and Friends | 4 | 29 |
| 3. | Cemetery Girls Jr #2 | Cemetery Girls | 3 | 25 |
| 4. | Death Soup: More Randomness | MJ and Friends | 3 | 23 |
| 5. | Doc & DJ--Running Out of Time So We're Just Throwing Lists Together | Doc & DJ | 3 | 21 |
| 6. | Ward, My Beaver Itches | USER00750 | 3 | 18 |
| 7. | 3 Dead ones under | Digger O Dell | 2 | 14 |
| 8. | Reap 'Em & Weep #4 | USER00557 | 1 | 10 |
| 9. | They Never Looked Better | FrankJac | 1 | 7 |
| 10. | Die Die Die My Darlings | TheLeeJrwinna! | 1 | 5 |
| 11. | Get In The Meat Wagon So I Can WIn the Lee Jr! | Chancellor D'Exchecker | 1 | 2 |
After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.
(d) May 6th, 2002