Ward, My Beaver Itches

Submitted by USER00750 on January 31, 2010.

Score

3hits so far

18tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Barbara BillingsleyOct 16, 2010	Oct 16, 2010	94
9	Ernie Harwell hitMay 4, 2010	May 4, 2010	92
8	Dennis Hopper hitMay 29, 2010	May 29, 2010	74
7	Abdelbaset Al MegrahiMay 20, 2012	May 20, 2012	60
6	Dolores HopeSep 19, 2011	Sep 19, 2011	102
5	Seve BallesterosMay 7, 2011	May 7, 2011	54
4	Wayne DyerAug 29, 2015	Aug 29, 2015	75
3	Run Run ShawJan 6, 2014	Jan 6, 2014	106
2	Peter TorkFeb 21, 2019	Feb 21, 2019	77
1	John Forsythe hitApr 1, 2010	Apr 1, 2010	92

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2021

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.