James Doohan has been played on 314 lists, including 11 lists in The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Lifetime Achievement Award For Carrie Hamilton | USER00750 | 3 | 16 |
| 2. | Pepster 4 | USER01583 | 2 | 13 |
| 3. | Now My Hair's Perfect Too | USER00750 | 2 | 11 |
| 4. | Gallows Humor | laptoplg | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Rot You Are! | USER00835 | 1 | 10 |
| 6. | Jeffrey Dahmer's buffet | USER01110 | 1 | 9 |
| 7. | Max Payne 5 | robbo | 1 | 7 |
| 8. | Rick The Bastard 1 | USER00425 | 1 | 7 |
| 9. | Ritz's Sleeping Cats | USER01786 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | rogalinski | rogalinski | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Roger Gowiththrottleup 3 | Roger Gowiththrottleup | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998