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This list was submitted by Roger Gowiththrottleup on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 8:58 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Gerald FordDecember 26th, 200693
9Eddie AlbertMay 26th, 200599
8Saddam HusseinDecember 29th, 200669
7Yasser ArafatNovember 11th, 200475
6Larry HagmanNovember 23rd, 201281
5Caspar WeinbergerMarch 28th, 200688
4Joseph WapnerFebruary 26th, 201797
3Don KnottsFebruary 24th, 200681
2Edward Teller September 9th, 200395
1James DoohanJuly 20th, 200585
2 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003