This list was submitted by Roger Gowiththrottleup on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 8:58 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Gerald Ford||December 26th, 2006||93|
|9||Eddie Albert||May 26th, 2005||99|
|8||Saddam Hussein||December 29th, 2006||69|
|7||Yasser Arafat||November 11th, 2004||75|
|6||Larry Hagman||November 23rd, 2012||81|
|5||Caspar Weinberger||March 28th, 2006||88|
|4||Joseph Wapner||February 26th, 2017||97|
|3||Don Knotts||February 24th, 2006||81|
|2||Edward Teller||September 9th, 2003||95|
|1||James Doohan||July 20th, 2005||85|
|2 points||1 hit|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003