Jack LaLanne has been played on 285 lists, including 13 lists in The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Just DIE and Let Me WIN | USER01981 | 4 | 21 |
| 2. | Ritz's Old Timers | USER01786 | 2 | 13 |
| 3. | 10 Martyrs for Me | Grime Reaper | 1 | 9 |
| 4. | oldpeopledietoo | Hello it's me | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | I Said They're Dead | Judysomething | 1 | 8 |
| 6. | Unbereavable!! | Unbereavable | 1 | 8 |
| 7. | VivaFranch | USER00281 | 1 | 6 |
| 8. | formaldehyde is not just for breakfast anymore | USER01895 | 1 | 4 |
| 9. | Brianscat Kitten | USER01147 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Jeebus Clubs You 2 | Hugh G. Wrekshun | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Kuhn Newhousers | USER01089 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | markd | USER02197 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | MOOKIE2 | USER01611 | 0 | 0 |
Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.
(d) October 30th, 1997