Jack LaLanne has been played on 285 lists, including 13 lists in The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Just DIE and Let Me WIN | USER01981 | 4 | 21 |
| 2. | Ritz's Old Timers | USER01786 | 2 | 13 |
| 3. | 10 Martyrs for Me | Grime Reaper | 1 | 9 |
| 4. | oldpeopledietoo | Hello it's me | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | I Said They're Dead | Judysomething | 1 | 8 |
| 6. | Unbereavable!! | Unbereavable | 1 | 8 |
| 7. | VivaFranch | USER00281 | 1 | 6 |
| 8. | formaldehyde is not just for breakfast anymore | USER01895 | 1 | 4 |
| 9. | Brianscat Kitten | USER01147 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Jeebus Clubs You 2 | Hugh G. Wrekshun | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Kuhn Newhousers | USER01089 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | markd | USER02197 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | MOOKIE2 | USER01611 | 0 | 0 |
Miss Ellie just wasn't the same after J.R.'s second marriage failed, and then when she had to throw Clayton out of the house, well, you know the kind of strain that can put on a woman's heart, plus, with the boys fighting all the time...how the hell did anybody watch this crap?
(d) August 8th, 2005