Hume Cronyn has been played on 239 lists, including 10 lists in The September '01 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Please die for me | USER01377 | 1 | 9 |
| 2. | Go See God- The Red Sox go down in flames!(What el | USER00779 | 1 | 8 |
| 3. | Wednesday 1 | Wednesday | 1 | 8 |
| 4. | Bucket Kicker 2 | USER02640 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Bucket Kicker 5 | USER02640 | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Jim | Urn While U Learn | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | Luscious Mango | USER01349 | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | mewolcott412 | emw1 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | SALMICK 1 | TheMick1 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Tsuga- Duets of Satchmo and Gonzo | USER00039 | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998