Hugh Marston Hefner has been played on 460 lists, including 35 lists in The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.2015Winners2RJABurgundy04321
2.Riding the PineRook213
3.MamaCin3TeamTrautz210
4.Hope I'm wrongFrogSoda110
5.Chillydead 1chillybilly18
6.Deadly JourneysJanisdoll18
7.Dead Can't Dance With MeAmy Sue17
8.NR Another Listnorthern reaper17
9.Dirt Nap 2015nrubsol16
10.Worm BuffetNick ‘n Beth15
11.Dave's Dead Pool 2015 threeYour Dead Pool Highness14
12.Death Pool Gambler list 2Death pool gambler14
13.Reap Em and Weep #2USER0055714
14.!!! elderlytitan36011
15.SEE YA !!!!!!!!!shopguy11
16.Another One Bites The Dustanother 1 bites the dust00
17.Bucket Kickers '15The Schwing Alongs00
18.Buying the FarmDeader-N-Hell00
19.Chicken at Tresky's #3Chicken at Tresky's00
20.Courtney Love...and A BUNCH OF WHINY BITCHES!!!Embalmination800
21.Famous Fossils 5Hugh G. Wrekshun00
22.Good Karma Dice Box...Tastes awful lot like pennies...Embalmination800
23.Hugh is my heroPhillys Fish00
24.Kick The Bucket List: The SequelKick The Bucket List00
25.McMurdo2015.2McMurdoMan00
26.memorial park ranger 1memorialparkranger00
27.My Baby Mama is DRUNKLindsay Lohan's Liver00
28.NR Another Another Another Listnorthern reaper00
29.NR Just Guessingnorthern reaper00
30.Rachel's Rotting List 3Rachel A00
31.Rastalls 2015 Reapers and Weepers IIRastalls00
32.Rob A Gabor IIMardiRob00
33.Sleddog3sleddog00
34.Terminal ListRook00
35.The Clock Strikes DeadasthedeadtuRNs00
 

 

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"Put a coupla pennies on Ol' Blue Eyes .... He's a goner."
No, that's no good. We gotta do better than that. How 'bout
"Start spreadin' the news -- he's dead."
No, that's lame. This death is big. This death is bigger than big. It's huge. We need something really fantastic, like
"The Chairman is as stiff as a board."
That sucks. Dammit, we've got to think harder!
"From Here To Eternity."
Awful.
"Shot down in May."
Pathetic. Wait a sec,
"He did it--"
No, no, that's worse than the Henny Youngman thing. Jesus, the pressure is killing us. Do you people have any idea what this is like? Seventy-five million of you bloodthirsty sons-of-bitches are gonna be checking into this site right here, just to see what we write about Frank, and you know what? Yeah, he was a big star and a boozer and a womanizer and a pig and everything, but we know you bastards, and you're vicious. You're gonna want us to go for the jugular on this one, and man, we just weren't ready. Yeah, yeah, we shoulda seen it coming, it's true, but, jeez, the guy's like a statue or something, you know? Somehow, we just couldn't imagine it really, actually happening. And now it's happened, and we're completely stuck. Shit. We're fucked. We've been waiting and waiting for them to plant this old fart and put us in the spotlight, and now that baby's trained right on us, and we don't know what the hell to do. Okay, hang on. We've just got to pull it together and give it our best shot. Okay. Let's take a deep breath. We can get through this. Alright. Here we go. Ready?
"He's been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet -- and now he's a corpse."
God, that's horrible. Sorry.

(d) May 14th, 1998