Harry Morgan has been played on 883 lists, including 21 lists in The Dale Earnhardt Memorial Three Bagger.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Maybe THIS time they'll go | Bunn's Bones To Be | 2 | 9 |
| 2. | Old & Beat | rojoepeters | 1 | 9 |
| 3. | Counting on u | Comeonallready | 1 | 5 |
| 4. | Don't Fear The Reaper | MOJO | 1 | 5 |
| 5. | Coughins | shorty7ft | 1 | 3 |
| 6. | jimmy durante the nose II | Dead_Men_Tell_No_Tales | 1 | 3 |
| 7. | LOITBH3B3 | Joker | 1 | 2 |
| 8. | Billy's Blue Hair Brigade | billyd44 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Birdman 10 | Bird | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Birdman 11 | Bird | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Birdman 12 | Bird | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Cara | Bird | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | cemetery girls 8 | Cemetery Girls | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Gross Urnings | Urn While U Learn | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Joe's Campy Corpses | Joe Mazz | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Last Leg | Gizmo | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Necrodancers in Hell | realtortlc | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | No Vaginas | hemlock please | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Perched on the Edge | jhaberli | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Scootie McBoogerballs | zombie lover | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | The Tony Montana Fan Club | zombie lover | 0 | 0 |
Hello?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?
What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?
That's not golden, that's dog shit.
No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.
Yeah, same to you.
Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??
(d) September 28th, 2002