Hal David has been played on 39 lists, including 18 lists in The May 2012 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Jenny Was Sweet | DePressED | 7 | 49 |
| 2. | DePressED01 | DePressED | 7 | 36 |
| 3. | And Then There Were None | DePressED | 6 | 44 |
| 4. | Lady Caroline Muffmuncher | DePressED | 6 | 39 |
| 5. | DePressED10 | DePressED | 6 | 37 |
| 6. | Xtreme Deadpooling | DePressED | 5 | 37 |
| 7. | DePressED12 | DePressED | 5 | 36 |
| 8. | News Is Blue, The News Is Blue | DePressED | 5 | 34 |
| 9. | DePressED02 | DePressED | 5 | 32 |
| 10. | DePressED04 | DePressED | 5 | 30 |
| 11. | There Is No Lead | DePressED | 5 | 29 |
| 12. | DePressED07 | DePressED | 4 | 31 |
| 13. | DePressED08 | DePressED | 4 | 28 |
| 14. | DePressED06 | DePressED | 4 | 26 |
| 15. | The Tampa Bay Buccaneers | DePressED | 4 | 19 |
| 16. | DePressED09 | DePressED | 3 | 23 |
| 17. | DePressED03 | DePressED | 3 | 21 |
| 18. | ZoomMaster | DePressED | 3 | 21 |
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002